Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Will The Real Set Of Teeth Please Stand Up?

Hey guys! The title is inspired from the hip-hop song by Rapper Eminem "The Real Slim Shady" with one of the lines being "Will the real slim shady please stand up?" The song was super popular when it was released in 2000 and mimicked all the manufactured pop songs of the time as well as several controversial celebrities.

Today I am forced to ask "will the real set of teeth please stand up?" I'm simply tired of all the manufactured bodies running around Hollywood and now infiltrating regular society. The plasticity has gone overboard. From breast implants, nose jobs, and Botox to butt injections, vaginal "rejuvenation," and the scariest of them all to me, FAKE TEETH. Ahhhhh! It creeps me out. It's like "attack of the canines" or something. They are too long, too large, and TOO damn white to pass as real.

This is one of the current Hollywood trends and I'm sorry but I cannot get on the bandwagon. Now I'm all for teeth cleaning and whitening procedures but when you go to the extreme of putting in veneers please make them as natural-looking as possible! Below are some examples of  veneers-gone-wrong.

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